Today I realized we have 13 different soap options in our shower
List of soaps:
- EO lavender castile soap
- Saint Ives collagen elastin body wash
- Dove body wash
- CVS cleanser
- Random soap bar no one uses
- Lilac glycerin soap
- Dove bar
- Oil of Olay sample body wash we received in the newspaper
- Oatmeal exfoliating bar
- Pine tar soap (possibly containing jewel weed for poison ivy relief)
- Bronner's lavender castile
- Bronner's almond castile
- Bronner's peppermint castile (it will make you know what tingle)
You might think we are overdoing it. The castile soap trilogy in the one corner is a little excessive, but we think that peppermint oil fits if you want an invigorating morning shower and lavender fits if it's late in the evening. Pine tar soap is used if you want to mask your scent and go out and see wildlife (or go hunting). Oatmeal soap makes us want cookies. The random bar no one uses is always soggy for some reason. Probably cause it sits in no mans land in the middle of the tub. We are not your average soap users scrubbing clean the grit from the office keyboard. We are filthy and need variety. There's not just one kind of cheese in the world. Why would there only be one kind of soap. Who wants to put Kraft singles on their bagel. Wouldn't you much rather have cream cheese on that? Exactly. Farmers get very dirty. Farmers need to get clean. And being clean is the American way.
P.S. We grate Dial around the perimeter of the farm to keep deer away. We hear Irish Spring works better though. Please send us all of your Irish Spring.
Irish Spring can be sent to :
111 Old Trail Road
Duncannon, PA 17020